We Are Frank™
- Frankly, we're the worlds best numbing cream...
- Frankly, we make tattoos NOT hurt...
- Frankly, our product is designed to numb for up to 4 hours
- Frankly, we make getting tattoos BETTER...
The FKit™ Uses NumbPure™ Technology
The Worlds Strongest Tattoo Numbing Technology
For best results, make sure you use all three!
Frankly, Artists Love Us...
No More Twitching or Tapping Out
Your skin is an artist's canvas, and all those involuntary pain-induced twitches and wriggles f*ck up their art. With the FKit™, you’ll get the best lines and shading your artist can offer. Still feel tough when you’re squirming like a little bitch and the needle’s bouncing around like a jumping bean all over your skin? We didn’t think so.
They Don’t Want To
Hurt You
Well… unless they’re a sadist, but that’s pretty f*cked up. Ditch that weirdo. A good artist is happy when you’re happy. When you actually enjoy getting your tattoo, your artist can relax and enter the state of flow needed to give you the best tattoo possible.
We're Safe
Artists value quality and safety. Unlike all the cheap Chinese sh!t on the market, FranklyNumb™'s FKit™ is FDA-approved. Our toxin-free product numbs your skin with safe levels of lidocaine. F*ck around with that other sh!t and you risk comas and death due to lidocaine toxicity...
Franky, Our Customers Love Us Too...
The FKit™ is Easy to Use
Our simple 3-step application is safe, hygienic, and user-friendly. It’s almost as easy as FKit™ and forget it. Clean the skin, numb it, then kill all the sh!t that could infect your new art while moisturizing it. It's that easy.
Fewer Breaks, More Art
You know what no pain means? More art for less money. All those breaks add up and an artist’s time is expensive. So instead of enduring the pain until you have to take a rest on the clock, why not say f*ck that sh!t with the FKit™?
We Actually Give a F*ck
Here at FranklyNumb™, we don’t f*ck with the environment. Our cruelty-free FKit™ is packaged in 100% recycled plastic. That means less resource consumption, 85% fewer carbon emissions, and happy sea turtles. And who doesn’t like happy sea turtles? F*cking losers. So while you’re at it, don’t be a loser… Make sure our recyclable packaging ends up in the right bin.