Have you seen other tattoo numbing creams out there? You know, that cheap Chinese sh!t?
Well, we’ve got some news for you. That crap in the white tubes that looks like some kid slapped a sticker on it? (And let’s be honest, one probably did)...
That sh!t can kill you...
And if it doesn’t kill you, it sure as f*ck can destroy your ink and make your life miserable.
Unlike the FKit™, these tattoo numbing creams aren’t FDA-registered and can F’ up your tattoo. Someone’s filling tubes with some potentially dangerous sh!t and asking you to slather that death cream on your body like lotion on a hairless cat in the desert. We say F’ that, and here’s why…
There’s a Party Under Your Skin, and Everyone’s Invited...
Those unapproved creams might numb your skin, but you wanna know what else they can do? They can potentially pull crap out of the air and drive it into your body.
Bacteria? Come on in! Dangerous toxins already in the cream? Door’s open, here’s a f*cking beer...
The culprit? DMSO. And no, that’s not a sh!tty K-Pop band...
It’s worse.
DMSO, which is generally safe when prescribed and used under a doctor’s supervision, is potentially unsafe when used in numbing creams.
The sh!tty numbing creams often use “industrial grade” DMSO, which is not intended for humans. It’s easily absorbed through the skin, and takes anything it touches along with it… sort of like that crazy cat hoarder across the street, but without the middle aged son still living with her.
Researchers call this an indiscriminate carrier, but frankly, we call it reckless.
And as it draws in all the microscopic sh!t your skin is meant to keep out, DMSO can cause GI problems, headaches, and skin infections. It even makes your breath and skin smell like garlic...
Hard pass.
It Gets Worse...
Now, what if your numbing cream is petroleum-based? Petroleum-based numbing products close off the space between your skin and the outside world, holding all that crap in.
All that bacteria trapped against your skin, actively getting drawn into your body, can cause an infection that’ll ruin your tattoo… and even endanger your life.
But if a bacteria house party under your new work of art doesn’t freak the hell out of you, what if we told you that the cheap Chinese sh!t can put you in a coma?
One-Way Ticket to Coma Town? No F*cking Thank You.
Lidocaine, a common ingredient in topical numbing creams, can be a powerful and effective numbing agent. But too much of it can seriously F’ you up...
Lidocaine toxicity can cause irregular heartbeats, seizures, arrested breathing, and even comas that lead to death. So you’d think these companies would make it difficult for you to F’ up the dosage, right?
Nope.
Their formulas can vary a lot in strength and composition, so even if that kid slapped the right sticker on your tube and you see some ingredients, you’re still playing with fire.
Even worse, some people wrap their skin with plastic wrap, holding whatever dose of coma death cream they decided to rub on their skin right up against their body while it’s sucking in every damn microscopic particle in the area.
FranklyNumb™ uses a safe level of lidocaine, and our FKit™ gives you an exact pre-measured dose in a packet. Our FDA-approved formula will never draw bacteria into your skin, and it sure as f*ck won’t put you into a coma and kill you.
The Best and Safest Numbing Cream in the World...
Not only can you rely on FranklyNumb™ to safely numb your skin for the best tattoo experience possible, but frankly, we are hands down the best numbing cream on the market.
FranklyNumb’s™ FKit™ is designed to safely and hygienically numb your skin, so your body won’t twitch and you won’t tap out. That way you can get the best tattoo possible in the safest way possible.
Don’t F’ with cheap numbing creams.
